Four fruitcake bakers have petitioned the FDA to cut the serving size for fruitcake by two-thirds. The bakers’ 13-page petition calls on the FDA to “describe fruitcake as the food commonly known as fruitcake.” It underscores the product’s uniqueness (“Gertrude Stein would say ‘A fruitcake is a fruitcake is a fruitcake!’ “). It also clarifies who eats the concoction (“Fruitcake is consumed by all populations, but rarely by infants.”), and it distinguishes fruitcake from other high-density cakes. (“No products are ‘closely related’ to fruitcakes. They are sui generis and for decades have been recognized by all population groups in the U.S.”)
What’s next — Congressional hearings?
